agreed with all of the above,

i'm afraid you're rejected for now but i believe you atleast deserve to be put down gently, you really are pretty awesome as far as white belts go and...you seem to have read not only the first post but other posts in this thread which as far as i'm conscerned earns you browny points

ontop of that kudos for basic clan knowledge (old timers, sahee + shceczudio being important figures)

i will definately urge to you to reapply at black belt, cya arround bud.
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