Like if it mattered:
1. if you like Russia.
2. if he's Russian. :P

Germans are what's the worst ;P.. but eh ok.

You know, it always amazes me recently, how many judgements and instructions a person applying here gets, before I even take look at him.
Did I confuse something, or what's going on? ;P

He doesn't need not to be in another clan. I'm pretty ok with stealing people. As long as he'll be loyal to the cause (to me and to the clan - in that fucking, selfish order) then there should be no problems whatsoever. Of course if he just fucks me up this way too, the hell will break loose ;).

Pancake, I didn't yet see your replays, and though lack of relaxness is allarming, I'll... uh. i'll see those replays first.

*watches few*

Ok dude, now we're on completely different ground. I tried to protect you from harsh judgement, but I'm affraid you'll get some more of mine.

1st - the fact that there's "impress me" rule, not just "post wushu replays", means that there's place for you to do something else, but MAINLY we do wushu, and a person applying is bound to know that, so you should basically show off your general logic-generating skills and swarm us with wushu replays. Don't post some not-so-good replays, random lucks or crappy replays made other mods or wushu itself. Just the pure sexy things, honey. Just what the tigers'll like best.

2nd. - read again the point 1. ^

3rd. - and again, till the message really sinks in.

You'd need to work on your style. Forget all they said, whatever they said . Just be more sexy in game. This opens most of the doors to everybody's heart. The other few doors - to, for example, my heart - opens "proper" behavior, meaning "you know your place". But I think you're already cool, if you didn't attack nikelaos and vamees verbally already for all the horror *sob sob* they've put you through. My deary! >.>

oh, and a disclaimer.
Here:
I'm hungry and sleepy. Don't fuck with me today ;P.