when this thread was created, i could do nothing but laugh at the situation our ex-member fuckstatic was in.
however, now that i am in a similar predicament, i can't do anything but empathise with the sincere cry for help that this man displayed, now over 1 year ago.

i am asking you, humbled by my erroneous recollection of the lyrics to 'dancing queen', to please consider organising a prison break on my behalf. i don't care if it takes six fucking seasons and 91 episodes, get me out of here.