oh well I have a lot of stories about injuries...
I fell off a 5 meters tree and broke 4 fingers
My left arm has already caught fire completely with ethanol, this one probably is the worst because it was a slow recover process
I broke my coccyx playing soccer, 3 months without being able to sit anywhere
I got 3 nails crossed on my right foot completely at the same time, and to complete, the fuckin nurse throw pure alcohol in it to remove them
I think those are the worst ones