as long as they don't wonder why i'm constantly naked i'm not too bothered
i've had many people shout and yell and hoot and holler at me for being in my birthday suit

what i don't get is the faces they make when they look at my meat zones
it's always so crumpled and vile looking i wonder if it's because they're insecure after seeing all my goodies

other than that if they're shorter than 3' i can't really dig that
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again