I don't think sir is too bad. He just scares a lot of people because his Adidas trackpants are always in the wash, so he's forced to wear his really tight PUMA suit - and you can see his muscles bulging through the fabric. People fear what they find odd to perceive, so they label him all of these mean things.
0. Do you want to join Gangsters?
1. Your RL name.
Ken.
2. Your mother's great-grandmother's name.
My family does a poor job of maintaining family genealogy - and as such, I do not know.
3. Your left leg's pinky's age.
Just under 20 years.
4. Penis?
I purchased a model right before the new millennium.
5. How much time do you spend on Toribash per hour.
Collectively in-game and on the forum, approximately 2.5 hours. Discord interactions included, this number goes up to about 5 hours daily. I will use the latter for my calculation, and after a simple unit conversion, this yields about 12.5 min/hour.
6. What's the best clan to be in?
The preferable option is to join a clan that is dead. However, this is next in line.
7. Вилкой в глаз или в жопу раз? (go google that one)
Piercing actions can be extremely detrimental to eye-health and will most definitely cause vision hindrance for the long term. I value my sense of sight. The latter option is just a casual Tuesday afternoon for any typical college student. So, as a lousy excuse for a scholar, I choose to take a fork up the ass.
8. Third General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.
Stalingrad kalashnikov vodka Adidas track pant.
9. Your favorite singer.
There's this nice French-American artist named Lolo Zouaï that I've taken a liking to, as of late. I don't usually go to pop for casual listening, but her voice is absolutely amazing. And the production for her slower tracks brings out her talent.
10. Biggest gay of tb community (with explanation).
Erth. It takes a certain type of man to instate the event squad, fail to elucidate the vision of the usergroup, and leave TB for several years immediately after its creation. It takes a certain man to come back years later, and reap the benefits of the actions of his successors, regain a leadership position with unsavory influence, and leave again once there's work to be done. It takes a certain man to go through life half-assed. Or in this case, half a man.
11. First person you're going to call gay once you join g.
Icky.
12. What's worse: being Tarlan or joining Hack twice?
Once you've hit rock bottom, all decisions, good and bad, are synonymous. At this point, I'll just be Tarlan and join Hack. Twice.
13.
There's no question here, so I rediscovered a very important video that I'd like to share.
14. Hello.
Hi.
15.
As with question point 13, there is no question. So again, I have scoured the depths of the internet to find a video worth sharing.
16. Where did you spend 2010's summer?
I was locked in my room being deafened by the sounds of the vuvuzela coming through the speakers of my TV watching the World Cup.
17. What's up?
Currently, not much. I'm sitting idly by in an awkward period right before resuming school in the upcoming Fall.
19. Subscribed to T-Series?
No.
20. Would you call yourself attentive?
When I selectively choose to be, yes.
21. Still sure you wanna join?
I might as well.