broke a rib during a game of hockey because the goalie of the other team was salty and smacked me in the chest


dislocated my finger for a bit and didn’t know, got mad and pressed on the bump and it went back into place

rode a bike into a hedge of the mad plant bastards that make you itchy n shit

smacked a bee hive in primary school

fell off my bike during a race in the woods area and got ran over by everyone, testicles got stabbed by a stick and that was serious

someone stabbed me in the eye on a field trip, was young and wasn’t too scared at first, then my vision tinted red followed by cunt jenna saying there was so much blood and i started freaking

tore both of my hamstrings by suddenly moving my legs while playing cod with the boys

got my dick caught in the zip of a sleeping bag

got my finger stuck in a door

got my back skin stuck in the doors of a wardrobe, my brother yanked me off and i lost a good layer or two of back skin

lost a whole layer of skin off of my pinky by bashing my mouse

i think those are the worst but i have more