Originally Posted by
bgsbnyjkss
[Someone wants to kill me and I probably deserve it, but I don't want to die so what do I do?]
you look at the gherkin and think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, you think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked, you think about how delicious it would be if you ate it boiled.
just kidding, why do you deserve to die though?