Countless times, I have stolen from my mother, cash, to be exact. It started when I was about 6 or 7 years old, when I found a $20 bill on my mom's bed. Naturally, being the little piece of shit I was, I took it and hid it under my bed's pillow. Of course, she found out and since I was so young, she only gave me a scolding. At the time I thought, "Wow, that was it?". From that day forward I would occasionally steal small amounts of money from my mom, and most times she never even found out. Now that she's unemployed, I stopped stealing from her, as I know she can't make as much money anymore.

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