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Thread: [Over] SHAVE FRED
Hi Tarlan I noticed it and I couldnt miss it out!!!!
Yesterday I wasn hanging around some street which I dont know what it is and guess what? I noticed Fred! Thats what I told him: "Hello vonuchka, I swear you can never shave yourself, stav' ochko or I will tell everything to Tarlon and he will slap your pecs, mraz', I will meet you tomorrow near "Pyatyorochka"!"
Thats what exactly I told him so he agreed
Today I went to Pyatyorochka to meet our dear hairy friend and I was shocked! Fred is a real TOP MODEL YAY, yabivdool!!!
Fred told me that his job is making zakladki and feeding pigeons, he says that birds motivate him and he wishes to become a ostrich. I told him he's a cool dude and I hope somedays him wishes become true. Also he asked you to give me a hit effect

FRED IS REAL