I bet you clean your ears with a toothpick

I bet you help cars cross the street


I bet you wear socks as gloves


I bet you open your e-mails with a knife


I bet you dropkick 6th graders in pro wrestling


I bet you moonwalk forwards


I bet you put a spoon in your toaster


I bet you pour yogurt in a glass and drink it like water


I bet you attempt to smoke crunched up smarties