I remember having an account from 2009 named "poop51980" or something.
I was part of this Halo clan at the time and this one douchenozzle had me download some virus. He told me it was some notepad++ type stuff or whatever. Turned out he wanted to test if it worked and was willing to remove the virus from my PC (I didn't trust it). He ended up hacking into every account I had and did his absolute best to get me banned from anything.I ended up fixing the problem by just putting my PC through a factory reset (no anti-virus :c).

Toribash was the one game that I got banned from and could never appeal because my username was so hilariously bad, they thought I was purely a troll account anyways.

Good times.