..... large bear, humans just don't cut it anymore. After years of sleeping with women and not getting any satisfaction I have decided to given to my deepest passion... Fornication with bears. I had saved up a good amount of money selling meth and weed so now the only question was which bear.
Polar Bear, Black bear, Grizzly bear, Koala Bear.. So many choices. I'll give myself a few days to gather my thoughts and make my final decision. Till Then I have no idea what else to do to take up my time other than.....