Originally Posted by Tristan View Post
How would you like to be addressed?? Tristan, Child Arsonist

- Why is it that you want to join Envy??
Wait this isnt Team Girl Scouts?

- How old you izzz??
I could be your uncle who is banned from visiting the middle school you live by

- How hung are you on a scale of 1 - Lightswitch??
Like a Duck

- How long have you played/experience do you have on TB??
When was 9/11?

- Do you qualify to be called a "virgin" with the amount of hours you've put into TB?
You come into my house? Suck my dick? Call me a virgin?

- You ever try Duck Butter before? if not, I'd discreetly look it up via search engines!
I am a connoisseur of Butter produced by Ducks

- What's your favorite genre of music?
Is orphans screaming a genre?

- How often do you moan into the mic whilst in Discord??
Only when my mom isnt in the room

- Favorite show on Netflix, or whatever the fuck you use??
  • Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special (2017)
- Is a Hotdog a Sandwich??
Does my dick have at least 3 veins?

- What's your recent history of Clans?!
Klu

- What are your hobbies?
Deer watching

- What would you like to see be achieved or achieve with Envy??
Rythm's smile

- Well, Lastly... Please tell us about yourself!

I have to tell you legally that im not allowed 300ft from any schools
I have a pet Donkey named Patricia
My family hates an ungodly amount of hatred towards paper plates
I have asthma

ofc