I tried a bidet once and it was a jet of cold water up my ass and I felt like I was getting fondled by the hotel's water system. Sure it cleaned my ass, but now my undies were wet and it trapped the moisture to create a stepping stone for swamp ass. Great effectiveness, low practicality. just stick with the tp..it has more uses anyways.
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why does a car can race but a race can't car?
because the English language is stupid and does whatever the hell it wants to do. I can't do anything in this world without being attacked by the odd grammar choices of the English. I notice all other languages have extremely odd subject and predicate placement...but what if us...the English speaking population...are the disabled ones What if our language is stupid in comparison to everyone elses? Sure its universal because so many people speak this wonder language, that doesnt mean its good tho
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You know I spent years of my life doing whatever the hell I wanted and didn't gaf about how people felt. I would be a goddamn Neo-nazi with my other ethnic friends, and we would laugh about it because nobody could tell us anything. It was funny....6 hispanic mixed with something else kids, spewing racial slurs and sayings that are meant to degrade people like them, at the top of their lungs. What put the icing on the cake is we weren't even social rejects, we were in the loop as our own lil force cause we acted out. I didnt care about who got offended. If they were offended they were losers; because we weren't offended. But I realized something. Why can't I just stop being a little shithead? Why I just be goddamn normal for once and maybe people wouldn't view me a certain way. Sooo I stopped. I matured in the period of 2 months and I treated everyone with the upmost consideration and respect, regardless of how they were. I don't do this to be that guy or be known for this and that. I just want to be cool with everyone because I like everyone. Just because I hang with a certain group of people doesn't mean I follow their ideologies anymore. I just like them. I think they're cool. I have no reason to dislike the people of this community, even if they are assholes. Theres a charm to it and I find it funny sometimes. This has gone on for too long and I have rambled. Sorry if you read all this <3
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im live im in Houston im.

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how about I ask you a question

You always pee standing, and you pee when sitting

You see when you poo, it triggers your pee machine.

If your pee machine triggered your poo factory. Would you enjoy having poopoo slide out your bum when standing up to take a whizz? Wanna go to a urinal and drop a fat one so the guy next to you can smell it?? What if you don't pull your pants down to your ankles?? You want it to fall in you pants Newsflash buddy, it'll fall in the pants even if its on the ankles. Your best bet is to take the pants off. But oh no your ass is out in the public eye view. Do you wanna get dealt business from behind?? Do you want the pulsing sensation of someones meat wand to hit your g-spot? Think about your questions man