Using Grammarly isn't for an English class, nor am I required to have correct grammar and punctuation, but I have this professor who acts like she's a fucking linguistics major and won a Pulitzer Prize for journalism. Like holy shit, can you shut the fuck up and just read that lab report without announcing to the whole room that you're about to proofread the paper like you have Grammarly installed in that walnut brain of yours. And God forbid you to start speaking in that terrible accent that makes me want to claw my eyes out and eat what's left of my ruptured eardrums. I want you to read my paper out loud, cock that 9 on the desk, point it to your head and shoot yourself when you're done reading.

--note-- if possible, please pm me after you're done :O