hi guys welcome to episode 1 of my series where i critique and give cnc
today im going to give my personal thouts around staff, and i know i am qualified because illkickurass saids this

he posted an epic mike hatsunie dab LOL im putting that into my montage
anywayz, herez my thoughts;

developer: who the *** does naything besides fish?? he spearheded alot of the events 2004-2012, idk why he renamed himself to "sir" but he the best persons from this comunity, also minibash looking good slipanc hmu so i can make vidz of it B)
edit: i got dm from archee claimings to make wii, lolz who uses wii in 2012??

adminstritions: DUDES you have NO idea but toribash cannot ran with out fish (sir) or ishi, they perfection and pour heart into comuinity, unlike suomynoma who, i found out recently, was the alt of jarmund's bot to get reactions out of IRC channels. no wonder he never got bann for backseat moderatign, we need to start a blogpost investigating after this episode

super mods: speaking of backset moderate, smods try to get into my private 360zweihander.tbm server and act like they more important than all, when their color in-game is the same color as gamekeepers, bros who are you joknig with? ur abuisng power so u can tell me not to xdd at least war_hero is cool

teal & dark teal gamemister: at first i thought this is where power hungry smods came from, but then i realizd sham, illkickurass, stellar and sparkyAU were part of it, who gave the best bets servers in history with tonakai, so i gues they very good. hopefuly one of the four get admined very soon!

markets squid: i hate those guys. they come in and ask me to stop scaming others when im just pranking them for videos, im on my 7th alt and they wont give me a break. anyway i gues they imporatnt? idk i always thoguht veb was all what we needed to handle tori bash shops

clan management/squad: u killed spirit and bleu, hope one day u get dissolved

ircops: who?

torinews/bloggers: erth's posts make me laugh and skulfuk makes it even more good, i love solaxs "idc" energy but guyz some stuf might get alot of blogposters angry cuz of u using the f-bombs nonstop

bigest question of it all; why is there no one specificaly hired for doing tourney events? its liek ur forcing in-game police gamekipers and gamemesturbs to do duble the time of work, we all still use forums so why?? even the norwegian parliamentary system has more grip on their situations than tori bash do, i mean lok ath this



so guys this is end of my script, ty so much for 10 subscriborinos my dudes, every like is a free burrito in ur mailpost! : D



sarcasm aside, have someone do forum events/tournaments as a standalone ordeal, similar to ancient, instead of relying on half-dead event squad on doing anything
at least this way, they can be inclined to host more often, instead of feeling like they "have to" to keep up with activity, which causes the opposite effect lol
this is totally not so i can gaslight ponzo into hosting daily esbets
provide us a reason to open the client outside of checking out updates, looking at battlepasses that most of us are not going to participate in, something new
this is not a suggestion, it is what the community desperately needs (aside of turning off-topic into the shrine of shitposting), a breath of fresh air instead of spamming the same es-rooms and forums tournaments