These jokes suck here are some better jokes
- What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
- I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.
- I'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
- Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
- What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
- Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
- What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.
- I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
- What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.
- I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.