Sure, here are some original jokes you can share on a Toribash forum:- Why did the Tori refuse to play chess?Because he couldn't handle all those mind-blowing dismemberments!
- What do you call a Tori who's always late to matches?TardyToribash!
- Why did the Uke bring a ladder to the fight?He wanted to raise the stakes!
- What's a Tori's favorite type of dance?Breaklimbing!
- Why did the Uke start a Toribash cooking show?He wanted to show off his "Knuckle Sandwich" recipe!
- What's a Tori's favorite holiday destination?Dis-Armsterdam!
- Why did the Uke become a professional drummer?He loved the sound of his limbs hitting the ground!
- How does a Tori send secret messages?By performing a Morse-Code-cracking headspin!
- What's a Tori's favorite genre of music?Pop-n'-Lock-n'-Dismember!
- Why did the Uke refuse to play hide-and-seek?He always ended up losing his head!
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okay the the Amsterdam one was lowkey kinda good
Last edited by Kirito; May 31, 2023 at 08:23 PM.
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