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Originally Posted by visceral View Post
Excellent evaluation.

Counterpoint: ball is life. Ergo if ball is life and it has been established that I have never lost a game in my life, would that not fulfill the requirement of sufficient ball knowledge to justify a higher ranking?

Also I am sexually attracted to adults (can provide evidence).

Our S.Y.S.T.E.M determines your "ball knowledge" through numerous calculations and simulations, being sexually attracted to adults does improve your results in our calculations

Originally Posted by Yonker View Post
where me idiot

Hello Yonker, our S.Y.S.T.E.M doesn't seem to have any register of your LENSHU games, please submit some games for our S.Y.S.T.E.M to calculate your position, our team is deeply sorry for this.