Originally Posted by monomano View Post
SALUTATIONS TO THE VEINOUS, INVIDIOUS, THE ENVIOUS OF ENVIES

No one ENVisioned the day this would be written, ALAS

For it is I, in vying for an invite

Heretofore, present my case for you

So that you may envisage me enviably, enfeeble or enfeoff me as a fief



A year ago a young man feverishly stumbled upon the envy discord server, the sanctum sanctorum where only the wizards of the wisest wisdoms convene in convenience for a covenant, of sacred sacraments, sacrosanct, sanctimonious

This fool made friends along the way, now glad to count as my brethren

After years of lollygagging, from one bum shack to another

Finally a family, a place to call home

NOW I could not imagine leaving

Whether or not you accept it, joketh bone is here to stay


REPLAY:

https://imgur.com/TWthw81


At this time we will have to decline your application into Envy, Please feel free to re-apply in 3 months from now - Jewww
Rythm smells like Cheese
#ENVYONTOP