What's up, the names Canada.
You might know me as Americas hat, but I'm much more than that.

I'm a 25 Year old Canadian boy, who has been playing Toribash since 2010.
I've been in a multitude of clans in my time, and am currently returning after an extended break.

I offer good vibes, decent ABD and quality conversation.

My Discord is ParkyPoo#3371 and/or Parkypoops.


I operate in GMT-4, but spend my nights getting blackout drunk until 4:00am so I'm pretty much in my own special timezone.

I want to join the clan because Bro said that you guys need a stone cold killer, and although i've never killed someone i'm usually stoned and cold because of substance abuse and anemia.


I'm pretty nice, and I hear you guys are too, so hopefully y'all accept little old me so we can mesh into a tight knit tori dismembering machine.


Love y'all, cheers.

- Canada