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Originally Posted by Szaszuniya View Post
You've been arrested for going to fast!!!

This ticket is for: Miles.

Reason: Going too fast on your birthday.

Clocking in at: 42069 MPH

TOTAL OWED: -NaN

Court Date: 10/02/2025

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Cringe as always

Anyways, happy birthday miles!

If I was able to have one wish, it would be to live closer to my one true love Fred, his beard tastes so nice.
He is also a far superior tk player.
LegGang