HELLO GENTLEMEN. TODAY I WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY I SHOULD BE IN ALLEGIANCE. BELOW I HAVE ATTACHED A CHART THAT BEAUTIFULLY EXPLAINS THE CORRELATION BETWEEN ME JOINING AND THE WOMAN YOU'LL BE GETTING.
YOU WANT BEAUTIFUL WOMAN? ACCEPT VALTERAIN INTO ALLEGIANCE TODAY.


oh also stats i guess:


Age: 24, practically an antique


Original Join Date: May 2014


Why I would like to join: You guys are like, super duper cool and I would love to tank your guys ranking in clan wars (kidding of course I'm the best worst player).


How did I find out about Allegiance: Gabe harassed me sexually into joining the discord and made me nostalgic about being in a clan and having an autistic family.


I have also attached a picture of my cat Lavender as a bribe.