but every single "mp competitive" legend is an account from 2009-2008. While the vast majority of the replay makers have varying dates, some are newer. (This is an important statement.)

Yeah man couldnt have said it better. The older players must get alts or something and build a whole new rep acting like they are new. Good theory
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Im a gamer god btw I know I can clap all of anyone in this thread
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I GOT A PC FINALLY
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wait a sec... should i upload replays? how often are they looked upon anyway? Must be frequent if there are 70 plus legends