I once dreamed that someone (I don't remember the name) PMed me asking how they could sneak into the staff kitchen, because for some reason this person got banned from there for eating Melrose's sandwiches and some other shit from the pantry. I remember that I adviced this person to get a lawyer because I couldn't help them. Then this person got a bit nervous and called me LIFE-CHICKEN, demanding a response and asking for the hidden ways to get there.
Of course I had to tell them that I actually got banned from there as well, but also the living room, the bathroom, the garage, the bedrooms, the backyard, etc. I also told them that If they look through the kitchen window they would see a photo of me with a danger signal and a warning that says "don't even give them water".
And that's where it gets interesting, because this person said "this must be a sign... You should join me and break in too". That actually changed my mind on the dream for some reason and I had an idea, where we would bake cookies for the staff and put a shit ton of laxatives and while they were shitting their pants in the bathroom, we would sneak into the kitchen and just sit there like nothing happened. This person seemed confident about the plan, and we even set a specific day and time to meet in the backyard and carry it out, but unfortunately I woke up soon after.


Do you have any idea who this person is, Szaszuniya?