Originally Posted by Gabe

Bob is sitting with his friend at a pub and tells him “did you know that I know eeeevery person?”

Nah man that’s impossible

“Lemme call Michael Jackson for you bro”
*phone ringing*
“Heyo Michael how you doing?”
Heyyy Bob everything good EHHEHH!”
* proceeds to call some fellas like trump and lebron*
“Bro I told you, I know everyone, let’s do a bet, gimme a name and tomorrow we will visit him”
Do you know the pope?
“Obviously! Let’s go to the Vatican tomorrow!”
*they wake up and take a flight to the vatican*
While they’re waiting in the crowd Bob says “bro, wait me here for a minute”

*Bob disappears for like 10-20 minutes*
After some time he looks at the balcony and sees the pope with Bob talking with him and starts thinking “wtf this guys knows everyone”
That’s when a guy close to him shouts “ who tf is that guy with Bob?!”