lol, Saru can Sell It all!!!
Saru's Say-it-all Slogans!!!!!!
Tell Me what you want others to want, and I'll say it how you want me to make others want to want it, and by God, they'll want it. Through Alliteration, Syncopation, and Retardation, I will give birth to poetic literature which will leave your customers confused and amazed. Just Dial 1-800-STB-SAYS and get your free pass today!!!

(non-alliteration slogan still rox, i can sell anything, even overnight babies)