I have recently started getting interested in this paranormal shit. My girlfriends mum is into this stuff, and we may be doing a seance tonight. I have heard Ouija boards are pretty badass and i want to use one sometime. I myself have never seen a spirit or felt any bad energy and stuff like that, but i would like to, just so it makes things more real, like i can believe the things i get told about spirits and shit.

So i'm hoping to get bum raped by a spirit tonight.
Ectoplasmic ejaculation.