I decide to fuck around with the council of our school. I created a fictionary group (The Anti AEC - AAEC) to oppose the student govenment (Asomething Executive Council - AEC).
Our AAEC wants a playground to be built so I sent around the email to the council. Read it in reverse.



From: Danny Browne
Sent: Wednesday, 7 October 2009 12:30 PM
To: 'AEC'
Subject: RE: thankyou
If you had properly read the email, you would have noticed that we are able to host fundraisers. You think that we do not have the ability to lead a civil revolt? The AAEC is many. We are everywhere you look. Pay heed to our demands and no (metaphoric) blood will be spilled.
You have one week to comply by our demands. If you lack the funding needed, we can host a fundraiser. Rather than talk about a silly formal, talk about the possible revolt you will have on your hands if you deny us this.

From: Michael Roberts
Sent: Wednesday, 7 October 2009 12:28 PM
To: 'Danny Browne'
Subject: RE: thankyou

What you ask for is beyond ridiculous. Your blatant ignorance as to the current financial crisis has led me to believe that you do not have the wit to truly comprehend the needs for a playground nor the ability to lead civil revolt. So in short, your request will continue to be denied and we shall govern your small group of hooligans with an iron fist from now on.
Good day to you sir, we shall not pay any heed to messages or comments sent by you or your associates

NO Regards
Mr Roberts

From: Danny Browne
Sent: Wednesday, 7 October 2009 12:21 PM
To: 'AEC'
Subject: RE: thankyou

Reasonable request!?!!?!
The AAEC is not happy with the treatment of this request. We will give you one week to seriously discuss this matter. All those who oppose this idea shall be destroyed (metaphorically). Our request is not a grand one, and we are quite willing to set up some fundraisers for this.
The AAEC will rise up against the AEC and will set up and anarchy.
Who says anarchy, says negation of government;
Who says negation of government says affirmation of the people;
Who says affirmation of the people, says individual liberty;
Who says individual liberty, says sovereignty of each;
Who says sovereignty of each, says equality;
Who says equality, says solidarity or fraternity;
Who says fraternity, says social order.

Who says government, says negation of the people;
Who says negation of the people, says affirmation of political authority;
Who says affirmation of political authority, says individual dependency;
Who says individual dependency, says class supremacy;
Who says class supremacy, says inequality;
Who says inequality, says antagonism;
Who says antagonism, says civil war;
From which it follows that who says government, says civil war.

Yes, anarchy is order, whereas government is civil war.
I repeat, all we ask for is a Playground, we do not want a civil war.
From: Michael Roberts
Sent: Wednesday, 7 October 2009 12:13 PM
To: 'Danny Browne'
Subject: thankyou

We will be seriously considering your suggestions and are looking into the sustainability of the desired equipment. However due to a lack of funding your requests may need to be rethought. We request that your ideas are more reasonable and will improve academy life and its image to the public.

Regards

From: Danny Browne
Sent: Wednesday, 7 October 2009 12:06 PM
To: 'AEC'
Subject: An IMPORTANT idea

We, the student body (some of it) want a PLAYGROUND. I do not speak on behalf on myself but on behalf of quite a lot of students. We would like Monkey-Bars and Swings as a part of this Playground. A flying fox would be nice too. Our senior female member of this congregation would like a flying fox with a seat as well. The club vice president would be quite content to have a ‘Spinny thingo’. Another member would a slide. Not just any old slide, a slide like those at McDonalds(tm). If you have enough resources to spare we would also like a jumping castle, but that is not as important.
We are quite adamant about this Playground. We will continue to press to have one built, and you can be sure several petitions will be made. We NEED this.

~ The AAEC


I am awaiting their next email. Suspensions might happen :O