Originally Posted by Archlurps

Forbidden ancestors: Thyn replay doth excel in beauty and grace, thou hast mine words of support on the matter. Fear thee not, though, I have found testimony of sins, be they not those that thyn heavenly father doth punish by death. Whilst scouring thyn work of punishment for claps in the way of noob, I found nary, although one trifly sketch-like momentum dismemberment drew my gaze. Nevertheless, for it followed a notoriously troublesome parting of the opponent's upper and lower limbs, thou shall be excused for it. Nigh the beginning of the spectacle, thyn arm appears as though that of a sceptre, passing without effort through thyn shin. An increasingly minor lapse, thee hadst clenched thyn knee against thyn thigh for a lengthly period, which doth appear queer. Though lest us not neglect the feats of the creation! In addition to the aforementioned cutting of the hapless uke in half, thou hast also shattered a portion of his upper body like Bill yonder amidst the phaggots around the stake did the cathedral's window. Moreover, the rolling around thyn vertical axis nigh the conclusion resembled an aviatory feat coined by the ruck as "barrel roll". Hence, I hereby conclude that thou shall not be given a taste of purgatory foregoing thyn demise, nor shall thyn demise be brought forward until the lord doth thee judge in due time. As a warning, though, thou shall be made watch the desecration of old Bill the sinner right yonder.