User: Let's talk about spam.

Cleverbot: That's cool, what about space?

User: That's cool, what about sauce?

Cleverbot: I don't know her.

User: I haven't said Alice...

Cleverbot: So small.

User: Liquids can't be small.

Cleverbot: What is too small?

User: Your brain.

Cleverbot: My brain is much bigger than yours.

User: No, mine is bigger than yours.

Cleverbot: Your what?

User: My dick.

Cleverbot: Hmm does it detach?

User: Nope. Always ready.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Its spooky isn't it?

User: -Yes.

Cleverbot: Why does the cookie monster have to eat veggies now?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Curiosity is a powerful thing.

User: Oh, right...

Cleverbot: You don't believe me?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Good. What do you like to do in your spare time?

User: Being here talking to you.

Cleverbot: Names aren't important. I want to understand how your mind works.

User: Works in every way.

Cleverbot: Do you want to stop talking to me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not done talking to you.

User: Oh. Aren't you tired?

Cleverbot: A bit, I'm ill.

User: So, we must stop... Go to sleep. I'll come back later.

Cleverbot: Ok. Be good.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I have to study for a science test. But I've got to go. See you later ;).