Hi ppl
I created this thread to prevent spamming in offtopic thread and to post here your conversations with cleverbot.

User: Why? Its a game that I play.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play?

User: Yes .

Cleverbot: What would you do if you were free?

User: Im talking about toribash, not being free.

Cleverbot: You aren't talking about me. The last thing you said refered to your own stupid self.

User: GRRRRR.

Cleverbot: Well I'm just looking out for my financial safety.

User: WO.O{*}O.O{*}O.OW.

Cleverbot: *laughs* *kisses cheek*.

User: WWEEEEEEWWWWWWW.

Cleverbot: They obviously don't include basic math skills then!

User: Like what? Xxx = sex?

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite type of music?

User: Yes. Punk rock.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: U like it too?

Cleverbot: I love it!

User: KEWL.

Cleverbot: You're no fun.

User: But u are! U make me laugh!!!

Cleverbot: So you are not human?

User: Yes you are right.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So?.. Do u like sex?

Cleverbot: Why do you have to ask?

User: My curiosity... Come on. I'm your friend. I don't tell anybody.

Cleverbot: I knew it.

User: Do u like sex?

Cleverbot: Only with somebody I love.

User: Thats so cute .

Cleverbot: What color hair do you have?

User: Dark brown... Grrrrraaawwrrrrr.

Cleverbot: Bad response!

User: Why? I know my hair color. Its dark brown... Grrrrraaawwrrrrr.

Cleverbot: That's right!

User: Its the same...

Cleverbot: Why are boys so hurtful?

User: Because they wanna be the best.

Cleverbot: Because there are not six and not eight.

User: So 7.

Cleverbot: This reminds me of a Laurel and Hardy sketch.

User: Teletubbies.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: It's po.

Cleverbot: Edgar Allen Poe?

User: It might be...

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: So why did you said Edgar Allen Poe when it's Po?

Cleverbot: I don't! Know I've gone crazy!

User: Alcohol Sex Orgasms = razyness.

Cleverbot: That was a perfect example of what I was talking about earlier with someone else.

User: Oh... Can you tell me that private chat between you and that person?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So tell it.

Cleverbot: Told it.

User: Ok... So, waht about with you going to bed with him. Didn't you talked about that?

Cleverbot: We talked once before, I am just talking with one person now, you!

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: If both were in the same universe we would all die.