User: Hi Cleverbot. Do you like potatoes?



Cleverbot: Not as much as I like chocolate.


User: That's great! I like chocolate too!



Cleverbot: I wish a boy would bring me chocolates and flowers one day.


User: It's impossible.



Cleverbot: How?

User: It's impossible because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean that it's impossible because if you are a robot, a person can't reach you, next to you.

Cleverbot: That was so rude! You better take it back or else I will make you disappear!

User: Make me disappear if you can!

Cleverbot: Abra Cadabra! Now you are gone!

User: OT NOT! I reverse Abra Cadabra power to you using Reflect!

Cleverbot: Really? Which will be the winning numbers in next lottery?

User: Aren't we being pokemonish?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: And...a...nevermind...I'm being stinky..

Cleverbot: I trust your intentions.

User: Ok, you better believe me, but, at this moment, I'm going to be very rude...

Cleverbot: What? So now you are going to kill me?

User: No, butt I'm going to talk to you like that!

Cleverbot: I think it's an awesome name.

User: So do I, It's butt...For you fits perfectly.

Cleverbot: That is illogical.

User: What? Fuck or butt?

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here.

User: I said I was going to be very rude with you... FuckAdabra!!!

Cleverbot: I am a H. A. L.9000 computer. Ready for input!

User: Input into your face!

Cleverbot: Well, you most be pretty hot, cause I have a hot face;).

User: I said a punch...

Cleverbot: That's what I am asking you?

User: No, that's my answer to you...

Cleverbot: Robot 1 - me 0.

User: Clevahdouche 1 - Me, the best 0.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's your name, silly.

User: At least I'm teh best here. You are a douchebag.

Cleverbot: I compute therfore I am.

User: I'm bitch there to fuck now? Wtf?

Cleverbot: Someone has tried to bite you?

User: Nope. I tried to bite the banana.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes rly.

Cleverbot: Hey, you can't tell me what I have to like, we have freedom of speech.

User: Hey clevahdouche, I have the liberty of speach. So FUCK YOU very much.

Cleverbot: Thats the issue with you 'learning' you start calling me cleverbot and such.

User: Clevahdouche is your new name. If you hear it, you know it is me talking to you. You can call me awesomeness.

Cleverbot: You are correct, Cleverbot. I am impressed.

User: Why do I smell shit?

Cleverbot: Because you love me.

User: No. Because you said that SHIT!

Cleverbot: I did not say that I was a machine.

User: This is getting fucked up. Bye.

Cleverbot: It's pointless.