Originally Posted by
zipil
dear deady i have a question to ask but i am to tired after school to type it out so what should i do?
Cocaine.
Originally Posted by
fat0ninja
Dear Deady,
I always have the compulsion to use my computer even when I KNOW I have homework etc.
What should I do?
The only thing you CAN do to fix this problem is to man up and do the homework etc. Sorry homey, no easy way out.
Originally Posted by
phail
Dear Deady,
My shoes were soaked in the 1 hour storm we got yesterday (got 3 inches of rain in that time) How should I dry my shoes and socks? (inb4someedit)
In the dryer. Or in the sun. Or in the corner of your room over a persiod of a day or two. Or go down town and pay a crack addict to do it for you, they like doing things for people.
Originally Posted by
Rageful
Theres a massive going away party tomorrow and there will be shitloads of alcohol and teens including me. How do I get smashed (or have fun) whilst my mum is at the party?
Secondly, I've recent binged out on weed this week (Tried it about 8 or 9 times, about 20 cones in total) and still cough like a whore. I don't smoke cigs, don't plan to either, so how can I enjoy this stuff without coughing?
I DO NOT CONDONE UNERAGE DRINKING!!! Seriously, you would probably just get sick anyways and puke and get caught.
That being said, I'm sure you wont be the only one planning on drinking, normally at stuff like that the kids go to the basement and sneak some booze with them. If you want to play it safe, bring an opauqe bottle with you and weasle your way to the booz. Fill the bottle up, and throughout the night mix it in with whatever you are drinking in your normal cup.
As for the weed, there is NO way to smoke and not cough. My roomate has been smoking every day for the better part of 20 years, and she still coughs her ass off. Your best bet is to not smoke it in the first place, but eh, there are worse things you could be doing.
Originally Posted by
PlayerID666
Hey deady, my dick needs sucking and boaf isn't around. Fix it.
That'll be two bucks, John
~Guv'na
If Guv'na didnt satisfy your need for felatio, see the advice I gave Phail about going downtown, only substitute "sucking dick" for "drying clothes". Should be cheap, which is how I know you like it.