Introduction
This is an exact record of everything that has ever happened in the Fish clan. I hope you enjoy your read of our rich and epic history. This story has been mildly planned and some thought has been put into it. The clan may have been an accident, but this story is not. The first goal that the Fish clan ever had was to have the longest clan story. Due to this story's excessive length, the Fish clan has achieved its primary goal. Rest assured that you have no need to fear this story's superior length. This story fears you as much as you fear it.
Clan origins
Chapter One
There was once a time when I was using a different Toribash account to what I usually use. I wanted people to see that it was still the same person so i added a tag before my name [Fish]Dinorexorus. This obviously failed, and didn't convince a single person that I had two accounts. It only took one day before I met HappyWorm, a special worm that has feelings and emotions, such as pain and happiness. Upon seeing the my tag, HappyWorm had a strong desire to be a Fish, and being ruled by his emotions he couldn't help but ask "hey, can I join your clan?"
I thought to myself "hmmmmmmmmm I could make a clan... especially if on average i get one member a day! yessss yesssssss i'll do it" It was that day HappyWorm became the co-founder of the Fish Clan.
One week later, I hosted The Fish House for the first time... EVER!! I instructed all the new Fish to go to that room. It was there that several of my new Fish members were initiated by being brutally violated, decapitated and killed with wolverine claws and by ninja assassins jumping of towers behind them to maim them with chainsaws... After witnessing these events, it became obvious to me that if my members are willing to kill and be killed in so many fascinating and hilarious ways, then it could be worth making Fish an official clan.
Another Chapter
Night came and darkness decended upon the land that was the toribash servers. No one could be seen outside, the fishes were not any exception, they all lay inside their Fish House, sleeping heavily upon their beds made out of seaweed. They would not wake up easily, especially not for the dark figure appearing now inside the Fish House coming in through the door. Heavily they still slept and the dark figure now slowly went from fishbed to fishbed until he came to the bed that was codystar55's. Cody slept with his head deeply stuck in the seaweed and his limbs was always moving even though he was sleeping. It was almost like he was knitting, in his sleep. One can ask the question how a Fish knows how to knit, yet alone in the sleep, but only cody seemed to have mastered the art.
The Dark Figure tried to grab Cody's neck but all he got was the seaweed that Cody was sleeping. So he tried grabbing his limbs, but they were constantly moving and the Dark Figure lacked the hand eye coordination to grab anything that moved. So the Dark Figure closed his eyes and waved his hands around randomly in a desperate attempt to hit Cody. It took six hours for the Dark figure hit cody for the first time, and with amazing noob luck, the Dark figure reversed the motion that had hit Cody, this time with a grabby hand. Without any warning the dark figure took cody's neck and threw him out of his bed. Cody woke up as he hit the ground.
The fall also woke up FishSticks, who was afraid of the dark. Slick would much rather sleep in the dark than be awake in it. Slick then saw not only the dark but the Dark Figure aswell, this was the most scary combination of things for slick to see. FishSticks's black belt turned brown as he passed out.
Cody then jumped up against the intruder who stood yet in the dark thus making him the Dark Figure. All of a sudden the Dark Figure contracted both his left and right pecs. Graciously, like a swan Cody flew backwards, hit by the awesome power that is the noobclap. The intruder then made a very stiff movment towards Cody who tried to resist, but the harder he resisted the more noobclappers noobclapped Cody's poor bodeh, then they grabbed Cody and left as quickly they had come in. After this event Cody was never seen again for what would probably be for a very long time.
Some say he was taken by the martians who performed experiments on him in order to discover his hidden strength that enabled him to survive under water, other says it was the goverment that took him because he knew the sectet behind the Fish clan's ability to be so awesome. The clan moved on fairly normal after this, but everyone was scarred after this, and would never again forget to lock the door to their little Fish House. Word about a fighting-school started to spread and everyone was eager to try it out although official words had yet to be spoken. Slick96 was training harder than ever in order to counter the noobclap, ofcourse Slick was training at Ukes expence. *Sighs* Poor Uke...
Chapter Five-ish?
It was one ordinary day. Outside the wind was blowing and it was completely gray. Everyone sat inside with a huge blanket all around them, this to keep themself warm.
As mentioned before was this just one ordinary day amongst all the other ordinary days, something which can seem very obvious. This day was however so ordinary, so banal that everyone felt like mindless drones, no emotions, no love!
However, if you ignored the weather and went out into the woods, over the hills and down to the sea and took a dive for it, then the situation is quite the opposite.
You see, deep down into the ocean, deep down where only the bravest of the brave fishes dared to swim you could find a house. A house with a large sign above it's door, in shiny capital letters the sign said "FISHHOUSE". You can hear noises from inside, almost like there is a party inside. Then you ask yourself, why are the fishes in this house having a party, or more importantly, how can they even uphold a party? They are fishes. Right?
Well, these are no ordinary fishes, you see, these fishes are amongst the strongest of the ocean, and they have kept on swimmin' for long before they found this home, fought against many dangers, which they all overcome. Now their hard work had finally paid off, they had become recognized as a clan, a family. A band of fishes. They were now official.
A new dawn under the ocean was now coming. In the fish family old and dead branches was to cut off, new fishes to be recruited. The future was here, and what we had to do now was to keep on setting up goals. Minor goals, taking them one by one, slowly gaining power. Because that, is how fishes swim.
Chapter Eighteen
Something about becoming official and making an alliance with leg- Legion?
Chapter Freelancer
And there I went down. With a bang. Lucky I have my hair. It's so big, it dampens the fall.

Reminds me of the Niagara falls. With it's water-falling-effect... which makes me remember the old Superman flicks which where so good I never wanted to go to bed, the goverment told me that sleep is good for me and then forced me.

That's why I sleep, that's why I'm now down for the counting... this is the end. This is the last thing you will see, now I will put my clothes back on. I always sleep with my clothes on, gives them a nice odor in the morning. Now when I think about it, why is it so that some teachers smell worse than a rotten egg? I had a math teacher once, no one wanted his help, because his smell could kill us. Which makes me think of Nikola Tesla, who wanted to kill Edison for stealing his work. Did you know that Dr. Tesla invented the fluorescent light, the helicopter design we use today, the radio...and so on? When he died many of his boxes filled with inventions and theories where lost. The ones that was easy to find at his death made the U.S Government shake in fear. Tesla had proven life on another planet. But the report was not fulfilled, no, many papers where missing, thousands of papers, lost... the U.S Government put together a team to, as quickly as possible, find as many boxes as possible. The more they found, the more supernatural inventions did the Government get their hands on. Some where deemed so powerful, so even to this day, the papers are locked and hidden forever. One guy accidentally found a box of Tesla's research, and against all odds, this box was filled with reports with Tesla's encounters... This man who now got this box thought it was so fascinating, so he started to spread the word and asked if anyone had more boxes. Sadly he did not know that the Government was looking for them too. Five men dressed in black suits suddenly appeared at his doorstep, asked for the box, and told him they will pay greatly. He refused, then he say that he can't remember anything. Once back to a normal state, the man noted that his box was gone and every single research he ever did was burned. He never saw the men in black again.

This story reached the world and a tv show got based on it...later on a move, "MEN IN BLACK"...

Which makes me want to do even more research on the subject.

Oh and goodnight.

Chapter Thirteen
Legion suddenly terminated their alliance with Fish. No questions could be asked. It wasn't like Fish didn't already know about their massive toricrack smuggling operation, but they couldn't let the Wiggi anywhere near. Legions were fully aware that the Wiggi was capable of consuming all their toricrack in less than two days, despite the fact that they had several gigantic warehouses full of toricrack.
If the Wiggi were to have read this chapter in time, he would have already exaughisted Legions entire stockpile of toricrack without Legions even realising.

Story written by Fishy, Freelancer, and Madouken