As a hot-headed individual with loads of supressed anger, my list is not small. Here goes...

- Being framed. As in, someone does something, then says that i did it. That's when i nearly stop being passive and punch the persons brain out. Guaranteed to provoke a reaction.
- Racism. It's not my fault that i'm pale and cheese-loving, and it's not their fault that they don't look like you do. Go get mauled by a bear.
- Theft. If you take my thing without my permission, you have approximately 5 seconds to return it before i hit you.
- Breaking my stuff intentionally. An accident's an accident, but if you kick my backpack for shits and giggles, i'm going to kick you in the stomach.
- People who hit me because they think it's fun. Well breaking news dick, you wouldn't enjoy me kicking your balls for fun, so why should i enjoy you punching me in the stomach for fun?
- Bullies. Human degenerates like those should've been killed at birth with sledgehammers.
- That whole "gangsta" business. Act "GANGSTUH" one more time and i'll fucking strangle you.
- Small kids who act all tough. Includes the above. I can't stand "gangsta" kids, and i want to knee their faces every time i witness their fucknucklery.
- Crying babies. JUST. SHUT. UP.
- My bro when he goes all "SHOOK LOOK HEY LOOK NOW LOOK AGAIN YOU SHOULD LOOK NOW HEY LOOK SOMETHING COOL IS HERE LOOK AGAIN AW MAN YOU MISSED IT KEEP LOOKING IT MIGHT HAPPEN SOON". I like seeing cool things bro but you've interrupted my gaming 30 times the last 5 minutes. >:c
- Loud mouthed people. Shut up and think before you talk. "But Shook, you talk a lot!" Not in real life.
- People who talk to me when i'm talking to someone else. One at a time or don't bother at all. I might be able to handle two tasks while gaming, but i can only talk to one person at a time.
- My mom when she repeats the same lecture a million times over. I love my mom, but she has a nasty tendency of repeating herself, and this is really annoying. Especially because she always does it with the "i'm angry and you suck"-voice.
- Hypocrites. Shut the fuck up about something being bad when you're doing it yourself.
- People who try to convert other people to their own beliefs. I respect your opinions, but they're not necessarily mine. I respect your religion too, so i expect you to respect my lack thereof. Converting me is a losing battle anyways.
- People who see paranormal things everywhere. Don't blame on ghosts what you can blame on the wind and/or stupid humans.
- People who make money from superstition. Get a fucking job and do mankind some good instead of poisoning minds and making money of it.

Rage Man, go.