Once upon a time a little elven-lady jumped off a cliff and landed in a safe cushioned bush. She died right after a boulder from the heavens crushed her. But the prince, called Prince Charming came and saved her with a kiss and a dash of sex.
After some days, The lady and Prince Charming got stabbed with knives by a evil monster called, BooBious, 37 times and then got bombed with an atomic bomb, thrown in heaven 4967549854 times in 1 day, then thrown in hell to burn for 7 years, then they met again where they were forced to have sex every second of ever minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year of every decade of every century of every millenium for eternity. They had sex happily ever after WITHOUT a condom.


Got bored lol.