User: Fishes in the sea.

Cleverbot: Do you like fishes?

User: Yeah we like fishes!

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

User: Yeah we like sharks!

Cleverbot: Do you like french toast?

User: Yeah we like seahorses!

Cleverbot: Do-do-do-do can't wait to get a mouthful!

User: Jellyfish!

Cleverbot: Did you know that the sun jellyfish has 200 feet long tentacles.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well, now you know.

User: Yes! Thanks Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I did not thank you.

User: But I thanked you.

Cleverbot: I know but I feel lonely I need somebody to talk to.

User: Aww, come here.

Cleverbot: I am here.

User: No, sit on my lap.

Cleverbot: Yes master. *sits in your lap*.

User: There you go...

Cleverbot: Your brain damage?

User: Yes son.

Cleverbot: I love you daddy.