while most of what you said is true i take issue with your critique of slang and dialect

did you realize that a long time ago English had conjugated verbs
even as late as shakespeare give, giveth for example
we still conjugate the third person singular for some odd reason

I run | we run
you run | (insert whatever you use for second person plural, i use y'all) run
he runs | they run

well i suddenly grew tired of trying to make a point but...

language shouldn't be held back by the idea that i can't do what i want with a word
I use acids as a verb
I drop the g from ing
and i pronounce "than" as "then"
and the as "the" not "thee"

language changes and while i hate when i hear "oh" "em" "gee"
its not really hurting anything so life goes on

also i truly hate text messaging
and i continue a rigid policy of hitting people when they text while in a conversation with me.
it takes all the human out of communication
and without the human what are we?


there should be no problem poking more holes in this than swiss cheese mainly because its 4 am and i'm out of coffee
if it doesn't make sense i will edit in the morning