Once upon a time,
There was a sheep
He really liked cheese
Not just any cheese...
But the stinky
nasty
vulgar
kind.
The one that makes you want to unzip your pants and release your IP
With all the burgoins and bunions.
And Jackie Cucullos
And then
If you do
Unzip your pants
To release your burgoins and bunions,
The sheep will bite
your-
The End.