The mental image I got was hilarious.

Anyway, so what I got for the background for the clan picture is:
Snowy Mountain Volcano In Hell On Ice Surrounded by Tornadoes and Women

I will begin working on it when I can talk to Gubbin (remember him?) so he can reteach me some 3D rendering; I want to get back into it. I should be able to make some super sexy shit if I can jump on it. I have a toririg already, too :3