Originally Posted by
DrJim
I jacked off using soap. Yeah. Next day my balls fucking molted.
What possessed you to use soap, soap burns open areas on the body (fuck human fragile limitations)
Originally Posted by
NoCheerios
One time I had a dream where I was kicking a midget through a supermarket for some reason, and then when I woke up I found my foot and shin bones were fractured.
The imginary midget is real