Originally Posted by Fish

<Fish> okay I thinking of some new requirements to join fish
<Fish> First you have to run across a whole lot of tires layed out on the ground
<Fish> then you have to climb over a 3 meter tall wall
<Fish> after that you have to crawl under barbedwire through mud and rotting meat
<Fish> after that you have to dodge machine gun fire as you duck behind mounds of dirt
<Fish> then you have to climb accross a row of monkey bars
<Fish> after that you have to climb a net and clamber over various other things which cannot be described
<Fish> then you're up to the knifing range
<Fish> you must destroy all six wasp nests using only your knife
<Fish> then kill the 8 attack dogs
<Fish> but don't worry, they're on leashes if you're new to killing attack dogs (yes, we can nice like that)
<Fish> you will then be issued with a sidearm
<Fish> the first you shall demonstrate your abilities to not shoot yourself with it
<Fish> you may only hold it by the trigger as you ride a bull to the rifle range
<Fish> if you make it to the rifle range you will be issued with a baseball bat and a pair of tongs (in case you get hit)
<Fish> you'll know when the test begins
<Fish> when the shooting stops you can proceed to the demolitions section
<Fish> first you will win a game of unicycle-hand-grenade-tennis
<Fish> the second thing you have to do is detonate c4 whilst escaping the blast on our new slip'n'slide™
<Fish> at the end of the slip'n'slide™ there will be 3 rabbits tied to the ground
<Fish> you must shoot all three with your sidearm
<Fish> after the rabbits will be 3 puppies
<Fish> you must stab them to death with your elbows
<Fish> after the puppies will be 3 kittens
<Fish> you may do to these what ever you like
<Fish> after that you have to take 3 shotgun blasts to the chest
<Fish> 4 to the stomach
<Fish> 8 to the head
<Fish> if you survive that, you get to write an application to join fish