Originally Posted by Crett

The world is garbage!
CRUNCH!
I'll add it to the heap.

All you factors 1 2 get in on my epic binomial pirate talk, but your math talk is worth a yoctogram.

Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!

And so on and so forth.
FOIL!
First, outer,
inner, last.

Why aren't you guys talking like pirates!?
Am I setting a bad example?
Alright. You guys are worth a yargtogram.
Ye scalliwags.
Here's how you spell the number four:
Eff, o, you, ARR
I'm a PIrate.

What do ye call a parrot that won't eat?
A polly no meal. (Polynomial)
If it didn't eat for a week, it'd be a polly-gone.
Harr harr.