All girls that spent too much time in front of the computer have large asses, cellulite just go downwards, toward tummy, legs and ass - ergo: she's fat.
That's elementary my dear Wats... Snake.
I know this since every girl that works behind the desk is looking like a pear. Up-slim, down-FAT. Sad fact.

And, no Skype since I have made mistake and gave my contact to some psycho-girl and now she's constantly online trying to catch me, and ask too many stupid questions about my personal life.
''Oh, what are u doing right now?''
''What music do you listen?''
''Do you like to travel?''

Bla-bla-bla...

So, I'm thinking: If I stay enough offline she will give it a rest.

And, yes, I know about invisible mod, but as soon I see she's online I get a big urge to say hello to her, idk why... I guess I'm too lonely or something, so even psycho makes a good pick, idk. SO, I'll be off the Skype for some time.

But, good news: no more art impotence. :]