All of this KONY 2012 nonsense has blinded our great nation to an even bigger threat.

Tony the Tiger.

This tiger or 'mascot' if you will, has sold literally trillions of boxes of his cereal. Why is this an issue you ask? Well seeing as the main demographic for this cereal is centered to children I decided to do some research. The main ingredient in Frosted Flakes cereals is none other than the infamous, milled corn. It should not be news to you that milled corn has been under government testing for years now. They have been bribing farms to add special drugs to the crops. Namely, HPV. The effects of HPV, or Human Pampillomavirus causes the brain cells to be wired to a satellite approximately 4 miles east of earths orbit. Once the brain cells are connected to the satellite it gives out a signal listing the deeds to be carried out, murders, rape, and even voting for Barack Obama. The trigger line is said to be 'It's Grrrreat!'. Haven't you always wondered why there is always a inconspicuously placed black child in every advertisement? It's the signal by the grand master himself, Tony the Tiger. How on earth do you think a negro got into the presidency? The new world order is coming ladies an gentlemen. And we've been wallowing in bliss for years while this plot has been unraveling before our eyes. Our youth is being brain washed. Know your facts. Stop this monster.


Citation A - (The complaints of shoppers of Kelloggs cereals containing a disturbing smell, and taste) : C-1

Citation B - (A Kelloggs Co. shut down because of failure to provide corn guaranteed to be without genetic enhancements : C-2

Citation C - (Kelloggs buying out Pringles for 2.7 billion dollars. Possible expansion of the plot to cover tracks?) : C-3


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