Originally Posted by JayStar

Why are we so blind to the REAL threat? H20, a chemical that erodes our buildings foundations, and is responsible for nearly 7000 deaths a year. In a solid state, Dihydrogen monoxide rains from the sky cause millions in property damage. Make it pay! H20 is killing our people, and costing us millions of dollars, help raise awareness and let's remove this threat from our world! (Post on facebook... lul)
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