Noah, I have never loved you more then I do now.

When I was reading it, I thought it was going to be a horror kind of thing. However, as soon as you mentioned the Cheerio's filling her mouth I knew this was going to get sexy.

It's weird, because I'm staying at my Grandma and Grandpa house and all they eat for breakfast is Cheerio's.
*shivers*

That was still pretty hot though.
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>substitute teacher is using projector connected to his laptop
>he gets called out of class for a few minutes
>we spur on some kid to fuck with his laptop
>he gets on the laptop and types "big dick" into google
>everyone is shocked, no one expects this
>he gets a picture of a huge black dick and makes it full screen
>runs back to his seat
>no one is even laughing
>teacher comes in, starts freaking out
>starts smashing buttons on his laptop to get it off the screen
>ends up knocking the laptop on the floor
>it pulls the projector over, they both smash on the floor
>teacher starts breaking down
>he picks up the tangled mess of wires, laptop and projector, it all falls apart in his hands
>the projector is absolutely fucked, his laptop screen is smashed
>the whole class is fucking silent
>the teacher stands up and stares at us
>he shouts "YOU FUCKING BRATS" and storms out the class
>he gets fired and has a mid-life crisis.