So yeah, i haven't really played Toribash for the past few weeks, so i am kinda
rusty. However, i do think that these two replays came out surprisingly well,
despite all my joints squeaking because of the rust etc.
They're pretty similiar in some ways, but still pretty different.

Note: About the first ones title, it's the phrase that went through my head when
i shattered Uke with the second kick. Although it was actually "Fucker" instead
of "Asshole", but i figured that the latter was slightly less cursey.

Comments and constructive criticism appreciated.